Summary
In today’s issue of ‘gamers are absolutely normal people doing totally unquestionable things’, we bring you the story of theZenless Zone Zeroplayer who has analyzed 23 different female characters, estimating the size, condition, and smell of their trotters.
While the post onRedditadmits that “canonically we’ve only seen the feet of Grace Howard, Anby Demara, Jane Doe (in her cinematic teaser), and Vivian Banshee,” they still manage to give their best guess about each of the characters' dogs.
Ever Wanted To Know The Specifics Of Every Zenless Zone Zero Character’s Feet? Now You Can
Before I break it down properly, props to the researcher in this instance. They’ve gone into serious detail, creating a full five-column table, filled to the brim with details about the different women’s feet. It’s just a little (see: very) strange.
You canmaybeforgive their desire to log each of the characters' height and foot size for database reasons, but it’s the foot condition and smell, which are “inferred from activity”, where things go a little awry.
Astra Yao’s feet are described as “well-maintained,” but “wearing those heels all the time, there are some imperfections,” and they also “smell slightly of sweat and perfume.”
Corin Wickes, on the other hand, is described as having the “smallest feet on the list,” and “due to her size and footwear, her feet are probably in pristine, doll-like condition, even though she works a lot. No smell.”
Her feet are probably in pristine, doll-like condition, even though she works a lot. No smell.
Finally, Evelyn Chevalier is called a “tall girl with big feet.” She “works a very active job, but sure as hell takes time to take care of her feet,” which are “soft and smelly.”
I honestly wish I could bring attention to all the descriptions as they’re gold, but other highlights include one character whose feet smell like “sweat and metal parts,” another whose smell like a construction site, and a third robot character whose “feet are in robot condition and have the smell of plastic (LOL).”
I honestly don’t know whether to be impressed or alarmed, but I had to read through it all, and now you do too. Gamers and feet,hey.Hey. No really,hey…
